Month: May 2018

Chad Jokes, Dad Jokes, Drop the Mic & Dongles…

Funnyman Chad Warren joins us at The Aristocrat and discusses just what would make him want to burn the bar down. (Not really.)   There’s Brett’s “Magic Girl Anime Rapping” Brett’a favorite cousin “Liz, the shitty cook” Monica’s day of texts among co-workers who are all supposed to be sharing an office, and A limerick…

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Them’s Fightin’ Words!

Utah vs Montana, Why we call it “TWO Beers In”, not “Three Beers and a Cocktail”, When a Texas resident is allowed to call themselves a Texan. Things get a little rowdy on this episode, Featuring – Donn, (The Other) Monica, and Andrew

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Science, Religion & WhooWeeOoo!

  Brett & Monica discuss   Perspectives of the solar eclipse, Bracing for Hurricane Harvey Monica’s interaction with a Good (but weird) Samaritan. Echo Hum Mom’s tolerance for interpretive dance A rousing game of Good Christian/ Bad Christian round out an hour’s worth of hijinks.   Andrew sits in with us!

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Conspiracies, Crack Whores and Making Kids Cry.

Highlights include: Eric Debill gets all “novella” on us. Brett goes all “Alex Jones” on us over a Celis conspiracy. Brett & Monica share encounters with crackheads. Explicit taco descriptions Brett & Monica on how to make kids cry…like children really need an excuse. Monica goes all “church nerdy” on us with an explanation of…

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Slim and Attractive – Weightless

Brett, Bruce, and EK try to figure it all out, with a shoutout from Richard Epcar!

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The Driving Episode in Three…Two…Go!

Highlights include: Tips for trips going to and from Houston, unless you want to make a side trip to the Shiner Brewery to shake your fist in anger over some very bad beer. Monica is no longer the World’s Worst Grandmother and ventures into a shady part of Pasadena, TX Why Brett might be radioactive….

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